Tag Archives: Whore

#40 Sex Drugs Alcohol

I’ve had too much of the first one.  I was never really into the second one.  The third one, well, I would say I do miss it, especially the people I drank with.

bell bottoms and swirly tops

I was watching Charlie’s Angels the other day with my sister and for some reason it was really fun to watch. I literally laughed at every scene and yes I find it odd that I enjoyed it that much.  Maybe it’s because I miss that time when it was all about halter tops and bell bottoms.

lets bring back what we brought back 8 years ago

 I love my skinny jeans.  They make me feel good “inside” despite the fact that they won’t let me bend my knees properly and occasionally pinch my unwaxed leg hair while squishing my jewels.  Now it’s all about the tightness and needless to say I look forward to being liberated.  Or do I?  I once told my friends that if I could wear heels in public I would wear the ones that looked the best and hurt the most.

Sex Drugs and Alcohol.  They all hurt in some way.  But we love them.

#34 Hoes Before Bros

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Think about it.  It’s always been HOES BEFORE BROS.  Especially when you’re young and you have yet to make A GAZILLION MISTAKES with your life.  We only say the reverse after one of us has chosen the opposite path and have nothing better to say than something that goes along with “I told you so…”

Forgive me as i am very passionate for Hoes

Maybe I’m wrong, maybe I’m right.  But really dig into it.  What’s so wrong with admitting that hoes come before bros in many a situation in a young man’s life?  Maybe it’s just me.  I can sketch slutty whores all day.

#29 The Aftermath

There is a question that I must have asked one too many times.

you wake up...

It is made up of four words that convey curiosity and stupidity. 

You realize you're naked..

It is a phrase that nearly encapsulates most of my college life.

Feeling funny

 

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

You regret some...

#26 What Happens in the Ladies’ Room (No.1)

First in my series of “What Happens in the Ladies’ Room”

What Happens in the Ladies' Room by you.

She will need more than a tissue this time.

Lexi WAS trying to relieve herself from all the cosmos.  Too bad Betsy needed to relieve herself too…

*Based on personal experience.

#25 Relief / Release

Fellatio?

Lexi went to the toilet to relieve herself of all the cosmos… It was such a good release.

#006 Skanky Slut Ho

Every girl secretly wants to be one. Well, some girls not so secretly really.

Pink by you.

Ladies leave your man at home. The club is full of ballers...

Google up “I want to be a SLUT” You’ll be surprised how many articles / guidelines there are… 🙂

Step One: Prepare Ingredients by you.

better dip that thing...